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Episode 200: Novelty and Decline, Emotional Logistics, Terminal Ethics, Designer Insecurity, False Intimacy

Team YMMV | 3-28-2025 | 1:05:37

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Keith and Mike mark their 200th episode today. They begin by reflecting on the accuracy of milestone counting and segue into a discussion about Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, and the fallibility of supposedly sacred sports statistics. Keith expresses suspicion that his own episode count spreadsheet may contain hidden corruption, though Mike assures him the podcast network’s data file would make such an error unlikely. The moment is appropriately celebrated with a shared sense of modest self-congratulation and implied service to humanity.

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